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  • The Super Bowl and Those Blasted Roman Numerals

      By Alan Marsden

     

     

    Our unofficial national holiday is just days away.  It’s almost mandatory we stop talking about Rod Blagojevic and economic stimuli and focus on Super Bowl XLIII.   While many of the pre-game headlines focus on Hines Ward or Bruce Springsteen I can’t get my mind off those blasted roman numerals.  On Action News, Wednesday, we ran a Web poll asking viewers what is the best part of the Super Bowl:  The game?  The commercials? etc.  I’m sorry but I’m going to be negative and talk about my least favorite thing about the Super Bowl:  the aforementioned blasted roman numerals.

    All those X’s and V’s and I’s seemed pretty cool in the early years of the huge championship game.  It made sense when the game was being played in places like the Los Angeles Coliseum.  It gave the ultimate in football games a gladiator feel - Super Bowl VII.  And let’s be honest, who could have foreseen the problem we face four decades later?  Back then we could work it out in our minds almost instantaneously.  V equals 5, I equals 1.  Five plus two ones equals seven, Super Bowl Seven!  Easy!

     

    Fast-forward to 2009 and the Cardinals and Steelers play in Super Bowl XLIII.  Not so easy, is it?  Where did the L come from?  What the heck IS L, anyway?  Actually, that’s nothing.  Remember Super Bowl XXXVIII? 

    Besides introducing us to the term "wardrobe malfunction," it was also a record setting championship game.  Not for anything the Patriots or Panthers (or Janet Jackson) did on the field but for the number of digits in the title, seven.  By the way, I predict that record will be broken in the year 2054 with Super Bowl LXXXVIII.

     

    NFL fans need more than a roman numeral refresher these days.  We all need to enroll in Roman Numerals CI, i.e. Roman Numerals 101.

    Here are the basics:

    I  = 1

    V = 5

    X = 10

    L = 50

    C = 100

    D = 500

    M = 1000

     

    Okay, so let’s see if I can get this right.  The current year, 2009, would therefore be expressed as MMIX.  Try this one:  I was born in the year MCMLXIII.  Go ahead and take a few minutes to work that one out.  Just to be clear though, XXL is not a roman numeral.  That’s my shirt size, though I’m working to get back to size XL, which, by the way, does not mean size 40.  See?  It makes your head spin.  I can’t wait for Super Bowl L.  My head needs a rest.

    (want to figure out your birth year in roman numerals?  use the link below)

    http://www.onlineconversion.com/romannumerals.htm

  • Timothy Geithner's "Innocent Mistake"

       By Alan Marsden

     

     

    Timothy Geithner’s confirmation as our new Treasury Secretary reminds me of an old Steve Martin routine from the seventies.  I was a teenager back then, when the “wild and crazy guy” was not yet making movies but filling up concert venues as a stand-up comedian. 

     

     Here’s a transcript from one of my old Steve Martin LP’s:

     

    You can be a millionaire.. and never pay taxes! You say.. "Steve.. how can I be a millionaire.. and never pay taxes?" First.. get a million dollars. Now.. you say, "Steve.. what do I say to the tax man when he comes to my door and says, 'You.. have never paid taxes'?" Two simple words. Two simple words in the English language: "I forgot!" How many times do we let ourselves get into terrible situations because we don't say "I forgot"? Let's say you're on trial for armed robbery. You say to the judge, "I forgot armed robbery was illegal.”  Steve Martin/Comedian

     

    On Monday, January 26, 2009, the United States Senate voted 60 to 34 to confirm Geithner as our 75th Treasury Secretary.  This despite his own admission that he failed to pay 35-thousand dollars in self-employment taxes and other tax related problems, all of which has since been resolved.  President Obama as well as senators from both parties dismissed this as an honest mistake.  After all, who among us can claim to never have made a mistake?  Furthermore, his expertise in international fiscal crises is unmatched and his experience and intelligence make him, not only the best man for the job, but the only man for the job.  And what is that job again?

     

    The Secretary is responsible for formulating and recommending domestic and international financial, economic, and tax policy, participating in the formulation of broad fiscal policies that have general significance for the economy, and managing the public debt. – Treasury Dept. Web Site

     

     

    During his Senate confirmation hearing Geithner testified he simply didn’t realize the taxes were owed.  He’d been using TurboTax and wasn’t prompted to pay the taxes.

     

    Okay, so this is a very simplified and condensed version of the Geithner nomination, but sufficient to make a simple point:  Either he is honest, but too stupid for the job, or he is dishonest and therefore unqualified for the job.  In other words, how can a man not know how to work his way through TurboTax, not know he’s underpaying taxes by tens of thousands of dollars, and at the same time be the financial genius who’s expertise is not only strongly needed but required in this desperate financial storm?

     

    I’m sorry. I’m not buying it.  I don’t think a single person on Capitol Hill believes this man is stupid.  It would seem, therefore, that Geithner’s supporters are willing to overlook the “innocent mistake” and pretend like it’s not sheer dishonesty.  On Monday night in Washington, 60 senators voted to approve his nomination:  50 Democrats & 10 Republicans.  Timothy Geithner was immediately sworn-in as Treasury Secretary.

     U.S. President Barack Obama (L) watches as Timothy...

    Three Democrats did not support Barack Obama’s choice for Treasury Secretary during the Monday vote.  One of them was Tom Harkin of Iowa.  During a speech on the senate floor Harkin said,  “How can Mr.Geithner speak with any credibility and authority as America’s chief tax enforcement officer?”    Indeed. 

  • Celebrating our Constitution, our History and our Freedom

     

    When George Washington passed the presidential torch to John Adams in 1797 the world was amazed.  Why would this famous and revered man willingly give up the most powerful position in the new nation in favor of retirement?  The precedent-setting act has been repeated more than forty times since and on Tuesday the world will once again witness the peaceful transfer of power in America.  I can’t wait.

     

    Not because I’m like those people who, for the past year or so, have expressed their sentiments for the 43rd president with the simple and subtle bumper sticker – 01/20/09.  No, I simply love the pomp and ceremony that symbolizes the greatness of our nation.  Presidential inaugurals are simply a remarkable thing and on Tuesday morning I will be up early with the TV on, taking in every minute of the historic day. 

     

    While I clearly remember the re-election of Richard Nixon in 1972 I do not specifically remember that inauguration.  I do remember January 20th, 1977.  I was a young teenager as I watched Jimmy Carter take the oath on the Capitol steps then walk down Pennsylvania Avenue to occupy his new home.

     

     

     

     

     

     Four years later, as a high school senior, I watched a dejected and weary President Carter stoically participate in the ceremony that placed his political opponent in the office he had hoped to retain.  We learned later that day that Carter had been up most of the night working the phones in an effort to finalize the release of 52 Americans held hostage for more than a year in Iran.  The release did happen that day, but only after Ronald Reagan was sworn-in as the 40th President of the United States.

     

     

    I have paid attention to this marvelous and unique American tradition ever since.  Political parties may battle it out in the houses of Congress and on the campaign trail, but on January 20th, every four years, we celebrate our Constitution, our history and our freedom.  For me this is neither corny nor cliché.  I am a first generation American who is proud to call himself an American.  I am not ashamed to say we all should be proud to be Americans.

     

    I fully expect to feel an enormous sense of pride as I watch Barack Obama Tuesday as he swears to “…preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States” and becomes our 44th President.  This is not an indication of who I voted for.  It is an acknowledgement that he is the choice of the people and he has my support.

     

    In recent years I have developed a tremendous interest in U.S. history.  Last year I read the book John Adams by David McCullough (if you don’t want to read the book at least rent the recent mini-series).  I was impressed by the words written by John Adams to his wife Abigail in 1800 as he became the first man to occupy what would become known as The White House.  He said – “May none but honest and wise men ever rule under this roof.”  Without having the personal knowledge that Barack Obama is honest or wise I will assume that he is and hope he never proves to be otherwise.

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